The King of Knob Jobs in Alabama never learns
And there came upon the land a long period of peace, for the the king
of Knob Jobs in Alabama and the imaginary daleks and silurians had
taken flight from their enemies for they knew that the King of Knob
Jobs in Alabama was the dumbest asshole in all of the known world. They
had taken the worst ass whipping in the history of mankind and waddled
off with his belly hanging between his short stubby legs.
And, the time of fighting and cross words posted on internet forums was
almost forgotten. Because, the daleks were returned to Lloyd's empty
skull, where they had little to do but drill and polish his little
knob. Then the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama grew bored and restless,
for he was a species who thrived on attention and making trouble. But
his enemies were kept under control by common sense and they tired of
whipping a mentally defecient retard too many times.
And the two toothed hillbillies of Alabama thrived, for there was work
for all, and food was plentiful and the beer and ale flowed freely when
the men returned home in the evening after a day of work. and some of
the men would build fires in the bbq's and they would prepare meat and
set the meat to the grills, and when the meat was done they would take
the meat and prepare a banquet. and sometimes the men would argue over
the merits of the sauces offered for the meats, and some would say that
a vinegar based sauce was the best and some would say that an oil based
sauce was the best and some would anger both sides by favoring a
mustard based rub on the meat. and the men would occasionally come to
blows, and when this happened the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama would
suckk all of them off. The fat assed heiffers would run outside and
break up the fights and reason with the men. The heiffers sometimes
dreamed that they were the property of the king of Knob Jobs in
Alabama. And they would laugh their fat asses off at his attempts to
get a hard on and his distended belly which covered his 2" pee pee up.
And so it came to pass that early in the nascar season there was a
particular race. and in this race Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had an
incident and jeff gordon where they were caught sucking each other off
in the garage area. Gordon lost his usual composure and walked over to
Matt and attempted to pull his pants down to cornhole him like he had
with the other gay Nascar drivers. Kenseth and pushed him and wanted to
beat his ass down but was stopped before they could really get to
scrapping. As the rest of the Nascar drivers were gay and sided with
the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama. And within a short time the
scandalous posts about the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama began to again
appear on the internet, and post lies about anyone and everyone.
And then Lloyd ordered the imaginary silurians and the daleks to
exterminate his filthy hud hovel to cleanse it of the rats and roaches
so he could once again drink bud light beer and flood the internet with
filth and lies about various people.
Now tell us how your "dalek army" will get us, fat boy!
Bodacious is a whole lotta' pork
over two hundred ninety pounds, a dumbass dork.
He's born in Missouri
and he's the dumbest sonofabitch around here.
If a pig faced pizza boy ever were a super star
then Porky just might be the owner of a gay bar.
He's a ghastly pale porker, has been,
full-fledged, mentally ill pizza delivery boy.
Who's gonna ride Bodacious?
Steve Holsten!
Who's gonna tame him down?
Steve Holsten!
Who's gonna turn him face down?
Steve Holsten!
Here comes Bodacious,
He's so fat you have to turn him on his side.
Big and bad Bodacious
takes a Pedo like Holsten to get a ride.
Young Bo met a man named Steve Holestain
at the start of his gay fuckin' game
and Holestain became one of the few to blow his whistle
back when you used to cornhole in fields of thistle.
Steve tried to ride Bo again last Thanksgiving
But Porky bucked him of, he didn't feel like giving.
Bodacious had got a little older and wiser
About Aids, Pedo's and Budweiser.....
I happened to be traveling through Huntsville, Alabama early this morning, I deceided to stop in Athens and see just how tough Lloyd Davies was going to act when he saw me in person.
Many of you know that a few years ago, Lloyd got smart with several people in the Deja Newsgroup (now Google) and I issued a challenge to him. I told him I would be attending the Dalton, Ga. Hamfest if he wanted to continue the conversation. He said he would be there and he was going to kick my ass.
Well, Lloyd was a no-show and continued the verbal assault on the newsgroups. He always talks tough behind his keyboard. And, I understand he is now doing the same sort of thing on the NIM Busters Board.
Well, about 8.35 this morning (December 23, 2004) I located his apartment in a nasty looking section of town. I'm a pretty good sized man, but I put my gun in my back waistband after exiting the car. I located his apartment and knocked on the door. The doorbell was missing and bare wires were sticking out of the wall. I heard someone say I'm coming and shortly the door opened with a safety chain lock still engaged. He asked what I wanted and I introduced myself and asked if we could have a conversation. He turned white as a sheet and attempted to slam the door, but I already had a foot wedged in the opening. He started shaking uncontrollably and was shouting leave me alone, leave me alone! I told him he didn't seem so tough now face to face and then noticed a putrid odor of urine and he was pissing his pants and crying like a baby. Please leave me alone Oris he said, I was just having fun and meant no harm, please leave, please. I could see the filthy floor of this apartment and the dirty floors and the stench of a grown man pissing on himself were almost enough to make me want to vomit, and I don't have a queasy stomach. Upon telling him that this time he would escape a ass kicking and not to ever get a smart mouth with me again and a verbal yes from him, I departed. That apartment complex looked like a crackhouse, niggers everywhere, filthy grounds and stairwells. Junk cars everywhere and garbage overflowing the garbage cans.
This Lloyd is nothing more than white trash that delivers pizzas and couldn't afford to take a trip out of town if the ticket cost $5.00.
I'm sending this to a friend who despises Lloyd Davies and he wanted to post it for everyone to see just what kind of chickenshit asshole this Davies really is.
Oris Grim
Grow up, try college, drop out, deliver pizzas, buy a computer, flame any and all message boards, Usenet, etc. Get my ass kicked by Roger, run off to Nim Busters board.......
Find a homo buddy in Steve Holsten.........
Get my ass kicked day after day with no end in sight.....
Nominate yourself as the B.A.R.F. Chief of Communications, the members of B.A.R.F. laugh at and ridicule you.....
Pretend that you are a member of the Stumpjumpers, when they all despise you.....
Pretend I am a time traveler and command an army of trash can robots.....
Try to pretend I have a talk show on the internet, talk in a high pitched voice and say that it is a dalek.....
Make more threats, "I will Law You," etc........
Pretend to have a brother named Jim Davies who is a lawyer.....
Pretend to be a female named Christy Davies who is yet another lawyer
Open the door when Oris came by and piss and shit myself and cry and plead for him to leave me alone..........
Talk tough and when confronted, run and hide......
Be nominated for best internet punching bag nine years running.....
That is the 38 year old virgin, Lloyd Austin Davies, internet retard and biggest loser on planet earth!
This is a website dedicated to exposing a net retard, Lloyd Austin (really ASSHOLE) Davies, amateur radio callsign N0VFP, who resides in Athens, AL, home of the "Deliverance" Extras. Davies is an imbecile and frequently posts his utterly useless and uninformed opinion regardless of the subject in rec.radio.amateur.misc, rec.radio.shortwave, alt.radio.scanner.flame_fest, and rec.radio.amateur.policy USENET newsgroups and the NIM busters message boards. He did post at a Christian message board, until recently when somebody posted a few of his anti-Semitic and racist remarks, exposing this Christian fraud for what he really is, a moronic hypocrite who uses religion when it suits him. He also used to post at Cigarwise.com, but they caught on to what he was all about and banned him. The text is in homosexual Lloyd's favorite color...Lavender.
Here is his picture...no wonder he is seen by everybody as a LOSER....he is 38 years old and still a virgin. He seems to be holding his fat ass because he shit himself again and check out his filthy shorts that he apparently pissed himself in previously. The picture was taken at a Christian retreat that he attended, but why in the hell would he wear such filthy clothes out in public? Answer: He is a mentally ill retard! Let's review this retard's acomplishments: Grow up, try college, drop/flunk out, deliver pizzas, buy a computer, flame any and all message boards, Usenet, etc. Get my ass kicked by Roger, run off to Nim Busters board.......Find a homo buddy in Steve Holsten.........Get my ass kicked day after day with no end in sight.....Pretend I am a time traveler and command an army of trash can robots.....Try to pretend I have a talk show on the internet, talk in a high pitched voice and say that it is a dalek.....Make more threats, "I will Law You," etc........Open the door when Oris came by and piss and shit myself and cry and plead for him to leave me alone..........Talk tough and when confronted, run and hide......That is the 38 year old virgin, Lloyd Austin Davies, internet retard and biggest loser on planet earth!
Can't you just hear the "Deliverance" theme in the background?
LARDASS (as he affectionately known on the net, and some have gone as far as to call him Mongolloyd!) wonders why he can't get anywhere with women. Not that he really wants to, anyways. He looks like he's about to give birth or just swallowed a basketball...he is 5'06" tall and purported to weigh at least 270 lbs...his green, rotten teeth can just barely been seen in this picture. This uneducated loser lives in a HUD low-income, public housing apartment complex in the ghettos & slums of Athens, AL. The poor ill-educated fatassed slob can only manage to deliver pizzas for a living, and on the weekends run a used junky, outdated computer parts "store" at the local flea market... Now , he fancies himself as a "talk show host" after stealing the idea from some others who post to the NIM Busters message board. LARDASS' voice is ill-suited for such a task, since he has the voice of a squeaky little girl. His delivery of his so-called news is akin to a bumbling, stuttering, stammering inept fool. That is, when he isn't actually crying and whining. His shows have little to do with shortwave radio, and more of trying to lamely bash those that have handed his fatass to him on the internet on a regular basis. Lloyd has been a ham for many years, yet all he can manage is th beginner's ham license. You can visit Lloyd's internet newsgroups, alt.cocksucker.lardass.lloyd-davies and alt.asshole.lloyd-davies.
You are a little dick bitch who feels like it is his civic duty as
an Internet troll to place his nose firmly in the sphincters of those he
dislikes every time they post. They all own you, Lloyd, everybody owns you, you obese knob gobbling retard!
And there came upon the land a long period of peace, for the the king
of Knob Jobs in Alabama and the imaginary daleks and silurians had
taken flight from their enemies for they knew that the King of Knob
Jobs in Alabama was the dumbest asshole in all of the known world. They
had taken the worst ass whipping in the history of mankind and waddled
off with his belly hanging between his short stubby legs.
And, the time of fighting and cross words posted on internet forums was
almost forgotten. Because, the daleks were returned to Lloyd's empty
skull, where they had little to do but drill and polish his little
knob. Then the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama grew bored and restless,
for he was a species who thrived on attention and making trouble. But
his enemies were kept under control by common sense and they tired of
whipping a mentally defecient retard too many times.
And the two toothed hillbillies of Alabama thrived, for there was work
for all, and food was plentiful and the beer and ale flowed freely when
the men returned home in the evening after a day of work. and some of
the men would build fires in the bbq's and they would prepare meat and
set the meat to the grills, and when the meat was done they would take
the meat and prepare a banquet. and sometimes the men would argue over
the merits of the sauces offered for the meats, and some would say that
a vinegar based sauce was the best and some would say that an oil based
sauce was the best and some would anger both sides by favoring a
mustard based rub on the meat. and the men would occasionally come to
blows, and when this happened the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama would
suckk all of them off. The fat assed heiffers would run outside and
break up the fights and reason with the men. The heiffers sometimes
dreamed that they were the property of the king of Knob Jobs in
Alabama. And they would laugh their fat asses off at his attempts to
get a hard on and his distended belly which covered his 2" pee pee up.
And so it came to pass that early in the nascar season there was a
particular race. and in this race Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had an
incident and jeff gordon where they were caught sucking each other off
in the garage area. Gordon lost his usual composure and walked over to
Matt and attempted to pull his pants down to cornhole him like he had
with the other gay Nascar drivers. Kenseth and pushed him and wanted to
beat his ass down but was stopped before they could really get to
scrapping. As the rest of the Nascar drivers were gay and sided with
the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama. And within a short time the
scandalous posts about the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama began to again
appear on the internet, and post lies about anyone and everyone.
And then Lloyd ordered the imaginary silurians and the daleks to
exterminate his filthy hud hovel to cleanse it of the rats and roaches
so he could once again drink bud light beer and flood the internet with
filth and lies about various people.
Now tell us how your "dalek army" will get us, fat boy!
Bodacious is a whole lotta' pork
over two hundred ninety pounds, a dumbass dork.
He's born in Missouri
and he's the dumbest sonofabitch around here.
If a pig faced pizza boy ever were a super star
then Porky just might be the owner of a gay bar.
He's a ghastly pale porker, has been,
full-fledged, mentally ill pizza delivery boy.
Who's gonna ride Bodacious?
Steve Holsten!
Who's gonna tame him down?
Steve Holsten!
Who's gonna turn him face down?
Steve Holsten!
Here comes Bodacious,
He's so fat you have to turn him on his side.
Big and bad Bodacious
takes a Pedo like Holsten to get a ride.
Young Bo met a man named Steve Holestain
at the start of his gay fuckin' game
and Holestain became one of the few to blow his whistle
back when you used to cornhole in fields of thistle.
Steve tried to ride Bo again last Thanksgiving
But Porky bucked him of, he didn't feel like giving.
Bodacious had got a little older and wiser
About Aids, Pedo's and Budweiser.....
I happened to be traveling through Huntsville, Alabama early this morning, I deceided to stop in Athens and see just how tough Lloyd Davies was going to act when he saw me in person.
Many of you know that a few years ago, Lloyd got smart with several people in the Deja Newsgroup (now Google) and I issued a challenge to him. I told him I would be attending the Dalton, Ga. Hamfest if he wanted to continue the conversation. He said he would be there and he was going to kick my ass.
Well, Lloyd was a no-show and continued the verbal assault on the newsgroups. He always talks tough behind his keyboard. And, I understand he is now doing the same sort of thing on the NIM Busters Board.
Well, about 8.35 this morning (December 23, 2004) I located his apartment in a nasty looking section of town. I'm a pretty good sized man, but I put my gun in my back waistband after exiting the car. I located his apartment and knocked on the door. The doorbell was missing and bare wires were sticking out of the wall. I heard someone say I'm coming and shortly the door opened with a safety chain lock still engaged. He asked what I wanted and I introduced myself and asked if we could have a conversation. He turned white as a sheet and attempted to slam the door, but I already had a foot wedged in the opening. He started shaking uncontrollably and was shouting leave me alone, leave me alone! I told him he didn't seem so tough now face to face and then noticed a putrid odor of urine and he was pissing his pants and crying like a baby. Please leave me alone Oris he said, I was just having fun and meant no harm, please leave, please. I could see the filthy floor of this apartment and the dirty floors and the stench of a grown man pissing on himself were almost enough to make me want to vomit, and I don't have a queasy stomach. Upon telling him that this time he would escape a ass kicking and not to ever get a smart mouth with me again and a verbal yes from him, I departed. That apartment complex looked like a crackhouse, niggers everywhere, filthy grounds and stairwells. Junk cars everywhere and garbage overflowing the garbage cans.
This Lloyd is nothing more than white trash that delivers pizzas and couldn't afford to take a trip out of town if the ticket cost $5.00.
I'm sending this to a friend who despises Lloyd Davies and he wanted to post it for everyone to see just what kind of chickenshit asshole this Davies really is.
Oris Grim
Grow up, try college, drop out, deliver pizzas, buy a computer, flame any and all message boards, Usenet, etc. Get my ass kicked by Roger, run off to Nim Busters board.......
Find a homo buddy in Steve Holsten.........
Get my ass kicked day after day with no end in sight.....
Nominate yourself as the B.A.R.F. Chief of Communications, the members of B.A.R.F. laugh at and ridicule you.....
Pretend that you are a member of the Stumpjumpers, when they all despise you.....
Pretend I am a time traveler and command an army of trash can robots.....
Try to pretend I have a talk show on the internet, talk in a high pitched voice and say that it is a dalek.....
Make more threats, "I will Law You," etc........
Pretend to have a brother named Jim Davies who is a lawyer.....
Pretend to be a female named Christy Davies who is yet another lawyer
Open the door when Oris came by and piss and shit myself and cry and plead for him to leave me alone..........
Talk tough and when confronted, run and hide......
Be nominated for best internet punching bag nine years running.....
That is the 38 year old virgin, Lloyd Austin Davies, internet retard and biggest loser on planet earth!
This is a website dedicated to exposing a net retard, Lloyd Austin (really ASSHOLE) Davies, amateur radio callsign N0VFP, who resides in Athens, AL, home of the "Deliverance" Extras. Davies is an imbecile and frequently posts his utterly useless and uninformed opinion regardless of the subject in rec.radio.amateur.misc, rec.radio.shortwave, alt.radio.scanner.flame_fest, and rec.radio.amateur.policy USENET newsgroups and the NIM busters message boards. He did post at a Christian message board, until recently when somebody posted a few of his anti-Semitic and racist remarks, exposing this Christian fraud for what he really is, a moronic hypocrite who uses religion when it suits him. He also used to post at Cigarwise.com, but they caught on to what he was all about and banned him. The text is in homosexual Lloyd's favorite color...Lavender.
Here is his picture...no wonder he is seen by everybody as a LOSER....he is 38 years old and still a virgin. He seems to be holding his fat ass because he shit himself again and check out his filthy shorts that he apparently pissed himself in previously. The picture was taken at a Christian retreat that he attended, but why in the hell would he wear such filthy clothes out in public? Answer: He is a mentally ill retard! Let's review this retard's acomplishments: Grow up, try college, drop/flunk out, deliver pizzas, buy a computer, flame any and all message boards, Usenet, etc. Get my ass kicked by Roger, run off to Nim Busters board.......Find a homo buddy in Steve Holsten.........Get my ass kicked day after day with no end in sight.....Pretend I am a time traveler and command an army of trash can robots.....Try to pretend I have a talk show on the internet, talk in a high pitched voice and say that it is a dalek.....Make more threats, "I will Law You," etc........Open the door when Oris came by and piss and shit myself and cry and plead for him to leave me alone..........Talk tough and when confronted, run and hide......That is the 38 year old virgin, Lloyd Austin Davies, internet retard and biggest loser on planet earth!
Can't you just hear the "Deliverance" theme in the background?
LARDASS (as he affectionately known on the net, and some have gone as far as to call him Mongolloyd!) wonders why he can't get anywhere with women. Not that he really wants to, anyways. He looks like he's about to give birth or just swallowed a basketball...he is 5'06" tall and purported to weigh at least 270 lbs...his green, rotten teeth can just barely been seen in this picture. This uneducated loser lives in a HUD low-income, public housing apartment complex in the ghettos & slums of Athens, AL. The poor ill-educated fatassed slob can only manage to deliver pizzas for a living, and on the weekends run a used junky, outdated computer parts "store" at the local flea market... Now , he fancies himself as a "talk show host" after stealing the idea from some others who post to the NIM Busters message board. LARDASS' voice is ill-suited for such a task, since he has the voice of a squeaky little girl. His delivery of his so-called news is akin to a bumbling, stuttering, stammering inept fool. That is, when he isn't actually crying and whining. His shows have little to do with shortwave radio, and more of trying to lamely bash those that have handed his fatass to him on the internet on a regular basis. Lloyd has been a ham for many years, yet all he can manage is th beginner's ham license. You can visit Lloyd's internet newsgroups, alt.cocksucker.lardass.lloyd-davies and alt.asshole.lloyd-davies.
You are a little dick bitch who feels like it is his civic duty as
an Internet troll to place his nose firmly in the sphincters of those he
dislikes every time they post. They all own you, Lloyd, everybody owns you, you obese knob gobbling retard!
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